 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I turned ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} gwacamolly in for farting in church (3 points). Last week I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I helped xxsweet_jen24xx see the light (8 points). In January on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Overall, I've been nice (665 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie! Sincerely, |
| ✓ I miss somebody right now. (I could not sleep at all last night, or the night before, because of who I miss.) | × I don't watch much TV these days. | ✓ I own lots of books. (Duh...) |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. | × I love to play video games. | ✓ I've tried marijuana. |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. | × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. | ✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (It is better to be brutally honest in the beginning because it hurts less than having someone find out they have been lied to later.) |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. (...sometimes?) | ✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. | × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. |